December 2007
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“Is it a civil rights milestone to have a retarded president?”
– http://www.buffalobeast.com/122/50mostloathsome2007.html
At long last, I finally found good Tex-Mex in LA! On The Border is fucking amazing, at least compared to anything else you can get here. Tonight I stuffed myself until I felt sick, and it was great.
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xkcd: Nerd Sniping →
I would definitely be susceptible to this.
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'Futurama' -- The Geekiest Show on TV →
Love this quote:
Cohen refers to a One Percent Rule that guided the writing on Futurama. When they were scripting the episode “Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch,” a character claims that he painstakingly programmed a holographic simulation using “4 million lines of BASIC.” One writer pointed out that 99 percent of the audience wouldn’t get the reference to an old...
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“Man. Food is the shit.”
– Caleb
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Tonight I spread ice cream on a cookie with a butter knife. I am so fat it’s ridiculous.
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Your Creation Museum Report →
I absolutely love this quote:
And thus we learn fascinating things. Did you know, for example, that Adam is responsible not only for the fall of man, but also for the creation of venom? It didn’t exist in the Garden of Eden, because, well. Why would it? Weeds? Adam’s fault. Carnivorous animals (and, one assumes, the occasional carnivorous plant)? Adam again. Entropy? You guessed it: Adam. Think...